My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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