also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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