I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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