So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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