She's JV to your varsity
I could have mohawked her pubes.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I want a musical about memes.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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