I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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