Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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