4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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