You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Randomize
