I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
we should paint friendship bongs
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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