Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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