You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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