i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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