Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
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