Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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