We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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