so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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