Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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