Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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