I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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