My pussy is not your playground.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It's blow job season.
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If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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