I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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