Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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