We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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