is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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