yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
You can't special order awesome
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
i believe in u and ur pee
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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