I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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