5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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