when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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