i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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