I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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