I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
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