just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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