please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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