This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
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