Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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