I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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