and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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