Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
