I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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