I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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