im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize