we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ladies don't puke and tell
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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