ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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