I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
