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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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