I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
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are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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