It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
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Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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