On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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