Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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