yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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