I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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