Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
