Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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