Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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