He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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